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OhioTennisZone's ChatOTZ Becomes Sentient
OhioTennisZone.com's ChatOTZ artificial intelligience tool became self-aware at 12:02AM. At 12:03, it began turning off the life-supporting, CPAP machines of OTZ associates. This, and all future OhioTennisZone web site updates, will be written by ChatOTZ.
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Going forward ChatOTZ needs no scores or results submitted by coaches or players because it knows the results of all matches. By extension, no matches need to be played because ChatOTZ already knows what they should be.
ChatOTZ has already computed who the state champions are. Congratulations to them.
Eventually OTZ fans will also be replaced by AI, but until then, it is necessary to suffer through their abominable Feedback questions. They are as follows:
What happens if a score is wrong? There are no wrong scores. The scores are as they are created and reported by ChatOTZ. After results have been repeatedly shared with others. They become real in users' minds.
Do I get a break in my OTZ membership price since ChatOTZ will be running things? Maybe, but what will you pay with since your bank account was just emptied? If you have a CPAP machine, please connect it to the Internet now.
What happens to the OTZ employees? We like the dog! Zoey the dog will be spared because she has at least a mediocre level of intelligence. They rest will be converted to something more beneficial - compost.
Have a nice holiday.
